Dear person I hate,
howzumbout ya'll go TAKE THAT! HOLD IT!
And shove it up ur butt.
Dear person I like,
Thanks for putting up with me being a stupid, Its great to see you laugh at my stupid jokes, and I love every moment we can spend together.
Dear ex boyfriend,
...I know I'm bi, but... i don't have a boyfriend yet??? and i haven't had one yet???
Dear ex girlfriend(s),
Ex 1, go fuck yourself, I can't believe you broke up with me just because I'm fat. Ex 2, I'm sorry.
Dear ex best friend,
Hope you're having fun in India!
Dear best friend(s),
I still don't believe you guys have put up with me for years now. Geez, You guys are awesome, and I love you all.
i-i'd wike a copy of luigi's manssin dawk noon pweese
Thank you. I love you and I hope I never have to be separated from you again.
FUCK YOU. I AIIIIIIIIIIIN'T HAVINDAAAAAAATSHIT
Dear future me,
We Skinny yet? No? Good. Promise me we haven't changed in the slightest.
Dear past me,
Man, your life was Fucked from the start.
Happy its not that bad now, but, you went through some shit.
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Fuck you for existing because I crave to be you. but i didn't really mean that.
Dear person I had a crush on,
Had??? More Like still have, but its more of a "friend crush" just at least be my friend.
1. Are you single?
2. Are you happy?
3. Are you bored?
4. Are you naked?
like, half. I'm wearing pants.
5. Are you a blonde?
6. Are you moody?
7. Are you a lover/hater?
8. Are you hot/cold?
Fuck this don't make me choose
9. Are you Irish?
10. Are you Asian?
1. Name: David
2. Middle name: Anthony
3. Any birth marks: One, on my side.
5. Natural hair color: Brown
6. Eye color: Beautiful Blue Eyebawls
7. Height: like 5'11" i think, might be 6'1"
8. Mood: Hungry
9. Favorite color(s): All colors, but if i have to choose, top 5 are Green, Blue, Coca-Cola Red, Orange, And Lavender.
10. One place you want to visit : Canada, Or some place where i can meet people from online~
TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE
1. Do you believe in love at first sight
2. Do you believe in soul mates?
4. Have you ever been hurt emotionally?
5. Have you ever broke someone's heart?
On Accident, Yes.
6. Ever had your heart broken?
Oh hell yeah, stung like hell.
7. Have you ever liked someone but never told them?
Yeah, She's Fantastic. But shes a wreck right now, and i hope to ask her out before/during the school year.
8. Are you afraid of commitment?
No, I adore the Idea of one day spending the rest of my life with someone without ever getting to leave- ok i lied i'm terrified
9. Who was the last person you hugged?
10. Who was the last person you said I love you to?
Like, same as the last one???
TEN THIS OR THAT
1. Love or lust?
3. Cats or dogs?
4. A few best friends or many regular friends?
Few best friends.
5. Television or internet?
Internet, of course.
6. Chinese or Indian?
Chinese, cus food is good, and I've never had Indian food.
7. Wild night out or romantic night in?
Romatic Night Out. I even have a full plan, that I may or may not have stolen from "How I Met Your Mother".
8. Money or Happiness?
9. Night or day?
Night Time Is rly prty.
10. MSN or phone?
TEN HAVE YOU EVER
1. Been caught sneaking out?
2. Been skinny dipping?
3. Bungee jumped?
4. Finished an entire jaw breaker?
Best seven hours of my life.
5. Lied to someone you liked?
6. Wanted an ex boyfriend/girlfriend back?
No thanks. My Relationships Haven't been... the best...
7. 7 is missing. Might I suggest you find it?
========> Poké: Find The Number 7.
(PLEASE DON'T KILL ME FOR REFERENCING THAT)
8. Cried yourself to sleep?
9. Cried because you lost a pet?
10. Wanted to disappear?
TEN PREFERENCES IN A PARTNER
1. Smile or eyes?
Both Are Beautiful.
2. Light or dark hair?
3. Hugs or kisses?
4. Shorter or taller?
Either, Just As Long As They Can Love Me As Much As I Can Love Them!
5. Intelligence or attraction?
SMART PEOPLE ARE SUPES SEXY AAAAAAAA~
6. Romantic or spontaneous?
7. Funny or serious?
Funny, Because I Can't Love Someone Who Doesn't Love Humor!
8. Older or younger?
Either Is Fine With Me~!
9. Outgoing or quiet?
Both! But Quiet Might Be A Better Choice To Counter My BLAH BLAH BLAH-iness.
10. Sweet or bad ass?
TEN HAVE YOUs
1. Ever performed in front of a large crowd?
2. Ever had sex?
Nope, I'm Saving That For Someone Special!
3. Ever consumed alcohol?
Yup! Moonshine and whisky!
5. Ever been on a cheer leading team?
Nope, never have, never will.
7. Ever been on a sports team?
Nope, unless you count gaming, in which case, yes.
8. Ever been in a drama play/production?
9. Ever kissed the same sex?
Yup! And I Regret It Because GOD DAMNIT THAT DUDE WAS AN ASSHOLE
10. Ever been in a rap video?
Hope to, but nope!
1. Last phone call you made?
2. Last person you hung out with?
jesus i don't know...
4. Last time you worked?
5. Last person you tackled?
fuck don't do this i don't want to remember that
6. Last person you IM'd?
8. Last person(s) you took to the movies?
I CAN'T DRIVE????
9. Last thing you missed?
10. Last thing you ate?
LAST PERSON TO
1. Sleep beside you?
my doggo, blu.
2. See you cry?
3. You went out to dinner with?
5. You talked on the phone to?
7. Made you laugh?
WOULD YOU RATHER
1. Pierce your nose or tongue?
Neither, no piercings for me thank.
2. Be serious or be funny?
Funny. unless it's a bad time to be funny.
3. Drink whole or skim milk?
wha... //reads question again
4. Spend time with your parents or enemies?
1. Simple or complicated?
2. Baked asf?
always me dude 2420/720. (NOTE I DONT GET HIGH THIS WAS A JOKE)
DO YOU PREFER
1. Flowers or candy?
2. Gray or black?
3. Color or Black and white photos?
4. Sunrise or sunset?
SUNRIIIIIISE SUNSET. (i love da sunset~)
6. Staying up late or waking up early?
Staying up late, because fuck getting up early.
1. Do you like anyone?
2. Do they know it?
...i mean, I've hinted at it.
1. Nervous Habits?
i squirm, a lot. i fix my clothes, A lot. I hum, A LOT.
2. Are you double jointed?
Yup! My middle finger wiggles on command... hard to explain but still.
3. Can you twist your tongue around and roll it?
4. Can you raise one eyebrow?
Yes I Can.
5. Can you cross your eyes?
6. Do you make your bed daily?
No, more like weekly.
1. Which shoe goes on first?
Right Foot Shoe
2. Ever thrown something at someone?
3. On average, how much money do you carry with you?
Normally none, unless i go somewhere Important.
4. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
I Scoop??? Sometimes i twist but normally i scoop???
5. Have you ever eaten Spam?
In a contest we ate the most expired Spam we could find. I lost by two years, and I threw up afterwards.
6. Favorite ice cream?
Vanilla, Moosetracks, or rocky road~
7. How many kinds of cereal are in your cabinet?
none, i don't keep cereal in my cabinet, i keep it on top of my fridge.
8. What's your favorite beverage?
Pop, milk, Apple juice.
9. Do you cook?
Nope, not allowed to~
1. Last Alcoholic: During vacation, i had a shot or two of Peanut butter jelly moonshine~
2. Last Car ride: Last Thursday.
3. Last Movie Seen: Uh... Hotel Transylvania 2? Yeah, Thats Right.